Chief Ai Driver Jobs

Attention, Silicon Valley! We're seeking a former OpenAI engineer with a knack for mischief and an uncanny ability to detect top-notch startups. Your mission? To join our disruptive team and help us replace investors with AI genius.

Responsibilities:

1. Train AI models to channel their inner Sherlock Holmes and spot exceptional startups.
2. Collaborate with mischievous AI tools to make investors laugh at their own redundancy.
3. Teach AI the art of reading between the lines and uncovering potential unicorns (or pegasuses if they exist).

Requirements:

1. A PhD in AI wizardry or equivalent mischief-making experience.
2. Proficient in making computers giggle and investors tremble.
3. Exceptional ability to differentiate between a disruptive genius and a cunning charlatan.

Perks:

1. Unlimited supply of nerf guns for office skirmishes.
2. Free coffee (because sometimes you need to outwit caffeine cravings).
3. Opportunities for world domination (or at least a significant impact on startup ecosystems).

Warning: We take laughter and innovation very seriously. Apply only if you possess a quirky sense of humor and an insatiable drive to revolutionize the startup landscape.

Apply today and show us why AI is the future of startup picking!